I have nothing of interest to say today, so let me tell you some
random stuff about me:
- I had a pet baney rooster growing up named KC. I hatched him from an egg and he used to sleep in bed with me. When he hit puberty he got really violent and pecked my dad in the eye. My dad wore hard contacts back then, thank goodness or there could have been some real damage. Mom took KC back to the farm he came from after that incident.
- I can't sleep on my back..period...can't do it, never will.
- I never iron (just like boomer!). I hate it with a passion and more importantly I suck at it. I could spend an hour ironing and you'd never know it. I thank the gods daily for Downey Wrinkle release.
- I am extremely crude and rude. I have a disgusting 4 year old sense of humor. I am not above telling anyone about how I almost pooped my pants running this morning, how my butt is itching right now and then totally scratching it, how i sometimes bite my toenails, burping cuss words or asking you to pull my finger and then ripping ass and locking the car windows.
- I hate doing dishes and have no dishwasher. It makes me die a little everyday.
- I like to sing a lot. To the point that when I drive to KY to visit my family I am usually hoarse by the time I get there. My karaoke jams are usually - Warm it up Kris, Bust a Move or Total Eclipse of the Heart
- I love rap music, the more foul, the better. I am almost 30 years old, but still drive around with my windows down and Tupac blasting. I used to think that I would be the first white female rapper, I have not quite given up on that dream.
- I love Davy Jones and once threw my bra at him and he caught it and swung it around his head while singing Daydream Believer.
- I almost didn't go to prom b/c i couldn't get a date. Until the last min when I asked my friends little brother :(
- I never played any sports growing up besides a short stint on the soccer team ( only 1 of 2 girls on the team) and one summer of tennis camp. I loathed sports until I started running. Well, I still loathe team sports.
- I pretty much sit at work all day and figure out what I am going to do when I get home. I hate working. I am yet to find a job I enjoy even a teeny bit that will pay me what I want to make.
- I have little to no patience. I hate waiting in line, I hate driving, I hate chess, I hate being on hold, I hate not moving at a rapid pace at all moments. Yep, nobody is perfect!
5 comments:
Haha. This was fantastic. I so remember you doing so many of the things you mentioned. Aw. I thought you were so neat. I also remember you telling the Davey Jones story. Didn't you and Suzanne go to that concert?
I totally can't learn to sleep on my back either! I've tried and tried, but it's just not comfy.
Thanks for sharing the random silliness. I totally put a smile on my face. :)
Josh
"ripping ass and locking the car windows" that's great. Only my wife doesn't agree. Oh, and I'm the one that irons, she can't. Maybe there's some forshadowing going on....hmmm
Ha, nice! The last two would probably the first two on my list!!!
You are fkn funny as hell. you sound just like me.
Seriously funny...so many simliarities here! No wonder why I like ya!
Get a dang dishwasher...before I moved into my house I made my hubby put one in. I still am a paper plate & cup girl though as much as possible!
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